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Again with the Germans
The Dancing Fool

10/16/03
 

Christian Dailly. Sounds like it could be a religious publication doesn’t it. A good and wholesome broadsheet furnishing the reader with upstanding examples of how to live a good and moral life. Christian Dailly, however, is a footballer and a footballer who has become a cult figure for a foul-mouthed tirade and suggesting by way of on-field hand gestures, that an opponent may well abuse himself. Vigorously.

In the penultimate round of qualifying matches for Euro 2004, Scotland were away to Germany, intent on leaving with at least a point and not unreasonably hopeful of all three, considering the Germans have been fairly hopeless since coming second in last year’s World Cup.

In a sloppy but passionate match, Germany took a two goal lead just after the second half. Against the odds (and the run of play) Southampton’s Neil McCann pulled back an excellent goal and the Scots were fighting for all their worth, until a rash challenge on Rau by Maurice Ross of Ranger’s earned him his second yellow card.

Although his studs were high, Rau made the most of it, to the outrage of the Scotland team. A few minutes later and Dailly was taking his first steps from average first teamer you were never to sure of, to underground hero and unofficial spokesman for a nation.
Rau had made a Lazarus-like recovery and, on the edge of the penalty area, sent a half volley high and harmlessly into the Dortmund night sky. As he turned away, clear for all the viewing public to see was young Christian indulging in international sign language, employing the "wanker" phrase we all know and love.
But Christian was just warming up. The game ended 2-1 to Germany, disappointing for a Scots team who had displayed as much effort and, crucially, passion as they have ever done under coach Berti Vogts. As Vogts was delivering his post-match interview and the usual anodyne comments that accompany these, a voice piped up in the background.

Not a quiet voice, a loud voice, full of frustrated rage. "F**kin cheats, f**kin’ divin’ CHEATS!!!" Who could it have been? Whoever the voice belonged to was off camera, would we ever know, or would it stay in the dressing room? "Christian, CHRISTIAN" remonstrated boss Berti. Ahhh, it was Christian Dailly then, unwittingly dropped in it by his own manager.

Across Scotland there was, though, almost uncontainable glee that our national team had finally showed that they cared as much as we did. Dailly’s final act was an interview before boarding the team bus. Unapologetic, Christian went on to say that other teams play like that but our teams play the honest way, the best way, the Scottish way. Woefully misguided he may be, but thank Christ(ian) he and his team-mates care now.

Rounds two and three of Scotland v. Germany took place on the club stage, with Rangers and Celtic in Champion’s League action against Stuttgart and Bayern Munich respectively. It all seemed depressingly familiar at Ibrox, when Stuttgart’s Kevin Kuranyi put the Bundesliga side ahead. The tables were turned on the Germans though, when swift goals from Michael Ball and Peter Lovenkrands late on, snatched a seemingly unlikely victory for the home side. It was a case of role reversal for Celtic at the Olymicstadion in Munich. They took the lead against the home side, only to see two late goals from Dutch ace Roy Makaay (aided by some ghastly flapping from goalie Magnus Hedman) destroy their chances of a famous victory against Bayern in Germany. As Gary Lineker once said, "Football is a game played over ninety minutes, after which the Germans win".



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